June 2012
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Jun 29th
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Best pickup lines ever.
Guy: Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass.
Guy: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
Guy: Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.
Guy: Sex_al Harrass_nt. All that's missing is U and me
Guy: I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
Guy: Are you a drill sergeant? Cos you have my privates standing to attention.
Guy: That dress is becoming on you. But then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
Guy: Are you old enough to count? Then you're old enough to mount.
Guy: The word of the day is legs let's go back home and see if we can spread the word.
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 25th
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rarishes: davidstrider: stop scrolling a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets ok you can scroll again now *rabbit attack!*
Jun 25th
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Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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things that say a lot about people: the way which they treat the waiter/waitress how they feel about the weather whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books  fingernails  and hands in general their preferred creative outlet how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone whether or not they drink coffee if they ever forget to eat how honest they are with themselves (and others) if...
Jun 24th
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Jun 24th
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Not to put down the great moments of this summer
but so far this is one of the worst summers I’ve ever had & I’ve never really HAD a bad summer before [[MORE]] -My summer classes are killing me  College Algebra & Micro Econ, Econ I need to spend more time understanding, Alg. I just want to kill all the tedious work! Having to do intensive notes for a grade, showing all my work for the online hw, everything crammed into an 8...
Jun 23rd
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Jun 23rd
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Jun 22nd
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cassandraclare: “I don’t know why I ever helped you.” “Because you like broken things.”  I can see someone telling me this baha ahhh Social Work
Jun 20th
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