June 2012
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Best pickup lines ever.
Guy: Roses are red, Violets are Blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my dick in your ass.
Guy: Did you fall from heaven? Because have sex with me.
Guy: Do you want an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss but down under.
Guy: Sex_al Harrass_nt. All that's missing is U and me
Guy: I put the STD in STUD all I need is U
Guy: Are you a drill sergeant? Cos you have my privates standing to attention.
Guy: That dress is becoming on you. But then again if I was on you I'd be coming too.
Guy: Are you old enough to count? Then you're old enough to mount.
Guy: The word of the day is legs let's go back home and see if we can spread the word.
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rarishes:
davidstrider:
stop scrolling
a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets
ok you can scroll again now
*rabbit attack!*
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things that say a lot about people:
the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
how they feel about the weather
whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books
fingernails
and hands in general
their preferred creative outlet
how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
whether or not they drink coffee
if they ever forget to eat
how honest they are with themselves (and others)
if...
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Not to put down the great moments of this summer
but so far this is one of the worst summers I’ve ever had & I’ve never really HAD a bad summer before [[MORE]] -My summer classes are killing me College Algebra & Micro Econ, Econ I need to spend more time understanding, Alg. I just want to kill all the tedious work! Having to do intensive notes for a grade, showing all my work for the online hw, everything crammed into an 8...
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cassandraclare:
“I don’t know why I ever helped you.”
“Because you like broken things.”
I can see someone telling me this baha ahhh Social Work
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